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How to get back from the Terracota Warriors, Gelli style

1. Turn down dodgy looking minibuses and opt for tried and tested 7RMB bus
2. Note in amusement that police car in front also stops to pay motorway entrance toll
3. Accept fact in resignation that bus and a tricycle delivery vehicle manage to have an, urm, altercation. Despite the fact that both are stationary in traffic....
4. Watch ensuing argument
5. Start laughing as in typical Chinese style two trucks behind funneling into the one free lane next to us refuse to yield and also crash
6. Watch ensuing argument
7. Accept that despite no obvious damage to either party, bus will not move due to assorted shouting matches
8. Funnel in a mad rush onto replacement (read: bus which departed 30mins later and has now caught up) bus and stand in a contorted squeeze for last 3km.
9. Get on city bus back to hostel
10. Laughter but pain (due to increasing need for toilet) after 100metres when van crashes into rear side of bus
11. Watch ensuing argument
12. Serene resignation and acceptance as another 20mins and 250m later, bus then dies
13. Funnel in a mad rush onto replacement bus and stand in a contorted squeeze for remainder of journey
14. Groan in disgust (and seriously increasing need for toilet) as 100m later, replacement bus mows down cyclist
15. Watch ensuing argument
16. Finally arrive at Bell Tower, and alight bus.
17. Make mad dash to hostel for light relief purposes, almost ignoring the crunch 10 seconds after alighting which signifies that a taxi is now embedded into the front end of the bus
18. Other urgent priority prevents watching the ensuing argument
19. Sigh happily with relief having occurred
20. Resume perch on balcony overlooking Bell tower and roundabout where the previous night 6 accidents were witnessed, and within 20mins, I've witnessed 3more.
21. Watch all of the ensuing arguments, with a well needed cold beer in hand.

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The Bell Tower at night, after all the crashes...

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Chinese style semi Propaganda at the Terracotta Warriors

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Assorted pics of the Terracotta Warriors

Posted by Gelli 23:18 Archived in China

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I live in China I know exactly where and what you are talknig about!!! It is the most exciting thing that happens over there some times!!
Go and see a chinese natropath and the urgent priorities will be less. Dont know what they are but they are brown and work like wonders after chinese food.

by kiaadella

i will like to no who am talking to

by rooney101

Hello,how are you doing today?hope its Fine.any way let me first introduce myself am rooney from florida,am an Accountant by proffesion and my hobbies are meeting people,swimming,listening to music.i will like to have a chat with you and if you care to see my pics i will give it to you while chatting and if you care to know my screenname.... judepuping@yahoo.com... thanks rooney

by rooney101

Hello,how are you doing today?hope its Fine.any way let me first introduce myself am rooney from florida,am an Accountant by proffesion and my hobbies are meeting people,swimming,listening to music.i will like to have a chat with you and if you care to see my pics i will give it to you while chatting and if you care to know my screenname.... judepuping@yahoo.com... thanks rooney

by rooney101

Erm - Well, i guess your talking to me

by Gelli

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